Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?