What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why did the whale cross the road?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What car can't keep a secret?