How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?