What do birds serve on Halloween?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did March say to the madness?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do fish do at parades?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?