What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did the fish blush?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Who invented fractions?