Where did the hockey player get all his money?
From the tooth fairy!
How do you care for a sick bird?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How did the toad die?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What games do ants play with elephants?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?