Where did the hockey player get all his money?
From the tooth fairy!
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why do kittens know so much about church?