What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What is a cow's dream job?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?