Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why are all priests fit?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do cats wear to work?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?