Why are grandkids so great?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do little fish love to play with?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did summer say to spring?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What are baby potatoes called?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?