How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What bird is always sad?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?