Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?