Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why do two skunks argue?