Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
How do you make antifreeze?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What game do cows play at parties?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do naked fish play with?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you call a small mom?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?