Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why didn't the melons get married?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do fish use for glasses?