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Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
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What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
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What do you give an angry rhino?
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What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
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Why did the peach come home from work early?
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What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?