Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do cows like to dance to?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?