Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What is another name for a cow?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
How do you compliment a cat?
Bears love exotic cars.