Why do cubes make great referees?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why do bees gossip?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?