Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
They're all about that eye-land life!
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call an arctic cow?