Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
They're all about that eye-land life!
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's a frog's favorite year?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?