What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Where was Noah born?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Where do stars go to college?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?