What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Shark bait.
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What kind of music do planets like?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why don't ants get sick?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?