Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why is furniture so generous?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?