How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?