Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Where do ships always get stuck?