Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
What bee is good for your health?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?