What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
How does a barber get to work?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Which family member has tusks?
What's the friendliest national park?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What sport requires no movement at all?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?