Why do cosmeticians never fight?
They're always willing to kiss and makeup.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?