What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Something a-piers to be wrong.
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
How do snowmen get information?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What's the loudest sport?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?