What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
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What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
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Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?