Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you call an old snowman?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?