Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Because it was overbooked!
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What is the color of the wind?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What kind of music do planets like?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What bird is always sad?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?