Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?