Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What does a dog say before eating?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?