Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?