Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
When fish play football, who is the captain?