Why are frogs always so happy?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
How are mountains able to see?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why are baseball players so good at math?