Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Grease.
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What animals make the best students?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What animal loves Indian food?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
When do cows get tired?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
How did groundhogs get their name?