What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Do you have the best ceiling?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What animal floats best?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Where do religious school children practice sports?