Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How do fleas travel?
What do you give an angry rhino?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do you call a silly hill?