What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
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What is the most faithful insect?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What happens when a frog's car dies?