What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Where do surfers go to school?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do teachers do during summer break?
The museum curator needed a break.