What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?