What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What birds make average students?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?