What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
A mid-wife-crisis!
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?