What do you call a flying police officer?
A helicopper!
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?