Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?