What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
A farm-ily!
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why are goats so funny?
How was the wedding?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?