How did the vampire start his letter?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why do rhinos charge?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?