What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Taxidermy.
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Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
How do you grill cheese?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?