What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
A spring-er spaniel.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why do some people love eating snails?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What fairy loves to count?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?