What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
A spring-er spaniel.
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Why did the dog put on a business suit?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
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