What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why are frogs always so happy?