Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Because she missed her kid.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?