Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why do cats love to work?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?