Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever BUGS them.
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Where does water do all its banking?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?