Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever BUGS them.
What do you do when two snails fight?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why do math teachers love March?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?