What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
A wool coat.
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What does a dog say before eating?
Where do kittens go to school?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?