What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?