Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What's the scariest letter?
What do Scottish toads play?
When do mice play every day?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?