Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What game do mice love to play?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why do bees gossip?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?