My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What fish sings the best?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why was the dog so popular?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
When do astronauts eat?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?