My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?