What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?