What kind of monkey flies to school?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why are fish such good architects?
How does a barber get to work?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Families are like fudge.
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?