What is a tire's stance on economics?
They're pro-inflation.
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
How do you wash a lamb?
Where do termites go camping?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What happens when grass goes out of town?