What is a tire's stance on economics?
They're pro-inflation.
What's the slowest 5k?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do insects learn at school?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?