What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why can't you trust a pig?