How is life like toilet paper?
When do mice play every day?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What animal knows how to work a computer?