Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What sound does a witch's car make?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?