Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the elk have great hair?