What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What animal loves a baseball game?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What's the holiest insect?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?