If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Who invented fractions?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?