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How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What season begins with a thud?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What is the strongest animal?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?