Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why are cars magic?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do fairies always drink?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?