Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
The dunk tank.
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Where would you find an elephant?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?