Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?